Junkyard Butcher — Cut to Order The Teardown — No. 004

The Teardown Checklist

Twelve things
to check before
you make anything

This is the audit I run on every brand before a single new asset gets made. It takes about ninety minutes and it will probably annoy you. Most brands don’t have a content problem — they have a problem finding what already worked and doing more of it.

Tick as you go — the page remembers where you got to on this device. Nothing is sent anywhere; there’s no form and no tracking on your answers. Print it if you’d rather work on paper.

0 / 12 cut
01

The Inventory

What you already own
02

The Math

7–11–4, run on you
03

The Journey

What happens after they notice
04

The Waste

What to cut

What now

The list is the easy part

If you’ve worked through all twelve, you’re holding the raw material: a handful of things that demonstrably work, a pile that doesn’t, and a bill for some of it. That’s the twenty percent and the waste, separated.

The hard part is what the answers mean together — which of those three winners is repeatable versus lucky, what to build on them for the next ninety days, and what to kill first. That’s judgment, and it’s the part I get paid for.

The Dig is this checklist run properly, by me, on everything you’ve built — two weeks, $1,500, credited in full against the project if you go ahead. You get the twenty percent named and ranked with the reason each one works, the kill list, a 90-day plan built only on what survived, and a recorded walkthrough so it’s a conversation rather than a PDF nobody opens.